iamnotmyfather: (Enlisted)
This is your Captain speaking. Seems that there are some of my crew that are not listening about the tribbles. The infestation is becoming overbearing and it stops NOW.

DO NOT FEED THE LITTLE FURRY CREATURES!

I don't care how cute and adorable they are do NOT feed them. Feeding them will only make them reproduce and we already have enough of them on the ship. Also if any are found, if Scotty does not have room in the unused broiler, I want them thrown in the unused brig. Until I can find something else or somewhere else to put them. Yet again, I say...

DO NOT FEED THEM!

Not even a little, I do not want anymore of these things on my ship.
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